No relationship is ever a waste of your time. If it didn’t bring you what you want, it taught you what you didn’t want. (via highrapunzel)

(Source: psych2go, via peanutbutterandsquats)

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  • me: oooh cake
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via cardiocutie)

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